Anonymous asked: Whenever I see a guy hitting on a girl it always seems so pathetically obvious to me. I never want to be that guy, so I treat all my girl friends like dudes. This, of course, leads to me being perpetually in the friend zone. I'd like a relationship to have someone to confide in. Is there a way skip the stupid ass flirting stage and just get with a girl?
You sound like someone with a lot of excuses.